Today Lily threw a level 10 flailing and screaming hissy fit. She would not stay in time out so I took those flailing limbs of hers and proceeded to dump them into her crib. When she had calmed down I went to get her out and talk to her about it...
Me: Lily we do not scream and yell like that, can you say sorry?
Lily: Sorry I scream and yell Mommy
Me: What happens when we scream and yell like that?
Lily: The police man will come and take me away
not exactly the answer I was looking for, but nice to know that I'm a good mom and I've trained my child to be scared of police! Whenever Luke won't buckle up in his car seat I tell him that the police will get really mad and give us a ticket if he doesn't do it. Apparently lily has been listening hahaha Poor girl.

